Archive for April, 2008

21
Apr
08

Did You Ever Wonder?

From Joan B., Illinois …

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Jerry-mouse_laughing Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?’

Who was the first person to say, ‘See that chicken there? I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.’

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Doctor-writingstats_animated Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he’s going to look up there anyway?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

21
Apr
08

Wind Turbines, Picture Windows and Condos

Here’s a thing that just get me going.

images People complain about putting up wind turbines and building wind farms to gain energy, but there are those out there concerned about the amount of birds that MIGHT be killed by them.

Don’t have a big picture window in you family room cuz after all the birds fly into in then and end up breaking their necks a DYING! I can’t count how many times I saw this happen at my ex-in-laws house!

Well have they ever thought about all the condos and housing developments that are going on?

Where does the critter that lived there go???

I’ll tell you – out in the street to be hit by cars!

What’s with That!

Links of Interest:

Small Wind Turbine Equipment Providers
How Wind Turbines Work 
Mag-Wind Vertical Axis Turbine – TreeHugger
Purchasing a Residential Wind Turbine – AWEA
Wind Turbines & Wind Farms – Alternative Energy
Supplier of Small Wind Turbines – Bergey Windpower Co.
World’s Largest Turbine Powers 5,000 Homes in Germany – Gizmodo
Wind Turbines Barred on State-Owned Land – Washington Post
Wind Power and the Environment – CieloWind [pdf]

15
Apr
08

Computer Viruses

SpinningPC_animated Just this past week we experienced several hours with power outage 2 days in a row. The first day was during the early morning hours. Later that same day when I went to work on my computer it wouldn’t come on. Oh No, GREAT!! Was all I could think, forgetting that my system was plugged into a surge protector power strip. DUH!!! Power surge, power out, duh! When it finally clicked in this old brain, I restarted the power strip. Wa-la! Computer on! Yeah! The following night hard at work on my computer and poof! No power! Gee, not again! Great! I didn’t even get the chance to save what I was working on.

As I stumbled my way out of our computer room in search for candles, I thought … Okay, not to worry I was working in Word. It has a recovery system so my stuff is safe, no loss.

HappyComputer_animated Good, these worries now aside, on to the next challenge. Three hours later the power returned. It’s time to get back to work. I hit the button to start up my computer and…..NOTHING! This is not good. Okay I know my computer is old but come on….5 is not old, right? Well, I guess it is when it comes to computers. I know Word saved my stuff, but how am I to get it if I can’t even get my computer to turn on? Sure, I could share computers with my editor but, he need to be on his computer a lot more then me. I guess we could juggle the time thing. So I tried again…oh please start was all I could think and after ten minutes…NOTHING!

The next morning I just didn’t have time to dink with it, it was off to work. On my way all I could think was….I’ll have no choice by to use my editor’s computer if for nothing else but to pay those bills that come in that I no longer get paper copies of in the mail.

After work I decided with a hope to start my computer again.

Yippy!!! It came on!!

Perhaps it was just tired and needed a night off I thought. I was so happy. These two days was nothing compared to the nightmare of last year.

My editor and I (mostly my editor, cuz he’s my go-to guy when it comes to all this computer stuff) spent the better part of two weeks trying to get my computer back up and running, because one day Norton decided to be asleep on the job and a virus got in my computer. Yuck! Those NASTY things like viruses, bugs, worms, Trojans etc.

My computer was sick, now I had to try and back up what I could to CDs and save all my stuff, because I didn’t think about doing back ups, sort of new to all this computer stuff.

The little knowledge I have dates way way back to DOS base systems and menu makers, not all this window stuff. I know we did our tape and floppy back ups then, but really didn’t give it much thought when I got my new computer four years ago.

Anyway, I spent the better part of a week trying to save the files I could, the next week my editor did a full system recovery and helped me putting files back. Trust me, it was frustrating and time consuming and I’ve learned my lesson – do back ups!

I don’t understand the need for people with all extensive computer skills that they have just sit around and create these viruses just to reek havoc on those of us that just want to occasionally surf the net, pay our bills, email family and friend and perhaps run a couple of blogs like we do here. I’m not bothering anyone; well at least I don’t think I am!

Could they not put their skills and talent to better use?

What’s with that?

08
Apr
08

Unisex Bicycles

We need unisex bicycles – or guys just start riding “girl” bicycles …

Since my youth I often wondered why “boy” bicycles always had a bar across the frame just where it could cause severe pain and injury to the part of the body that makes boys different than girls.

Why don’t all bicycles have that nuisance bar removed from the frame extending from the seat?

08
Apr
08

Mom Keeps Track

Have you even noticed that it seems that Mom is the one who keeps track of everybody’s stuff as well as what anyone else is suppose to or has to do?

She seems to do this job rather well I might add, but I have to ask who reminds MOM?




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